Scenes From the Next Whatever
This "couple cast" features two improv comics that talk about everything from quitting their jobs, to what's on the tube, to how to avoid being attacked by a drunken nephew. You know - the same stuff you talk about with your friends. Only funnier.
 

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We know we’re a  couple weeks late with the latest episode.  We got slammed at work (thankfully) and had to put this on the back burner.

But we’ll have a new show out for you this week and may even have guests in an upcoming show!

Until then, here’s a clip of one of our favorite comics, Paul F Tomkins, on why Daylight Savings Time isnt’ THAT big of a deal...

Enjoy,
-Jay and Annie
Direct download: 04_Daylight_Savings_Time.m4a
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 9:01 AM
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Happy Friday the 13th, y’all!

Jam-packed episode this week, everybody.  Show notes are below but for you bullet point-minded folks here are the highlights:

We hit a maturity milestone (chronologically and interior decoratingly)
We get jacked up at a Chocolate Festival
Jay gets the clap - and tries to spread it to others
We come up with yet another business idea
Eyebrow update!

We’d also like to send a HUGE thank you (followed by a delicious VA Ham and salmonella-free peanut basket) to our friend Sean Sullivan of Theatre 99!  Sean donated some ‘“sponsored by” spots that you’d normally only get to hear if you were at the Theatre.  So, for you folks outside of Charleston, SC, you’re in for a treat!  And  for you folks in Charleston, if you haven’t been to a show recently at the Theatre - what’s stopping you?!?!  

See you next week!
-Annie and Jay

Show Notes

:00 - 21 and 28 Begin
1:20 - Annie’s Birthday
2:34 - Annie Zones Out
3:30 - We Take Our First Steps Towards Financial Dominance
4:57 - This segment brought to you by Barack Obama’s “Economy”
5:37 - The Chocolate Festival
10:20 - Annie’s Mature Approach to Alcohol
10:50 - Annie and I Can Be Too Much
12:00 - Gluten-free = Pootin’ Free
13:00 - Birthday Weirdness
14:07 - This segment brought to you by “Rod Blagojevich’s ‘Hair Club for Men’”
14:55 - Book Club
17:50 - What is the Sound of One Man Clapping?
20:45 - This segment brought to you by “Wii: Virtual Workout”
21:20 - Cookbooks & King Cake Etiquette
24:20 - A Taste of P-town
26:30 Annie Zones Out - Again
27:35 - Eyebrow Update
28:08 - Hey Stupid, Inc. and Meandyourmom.com
32:30 - Frank becomes a friend to one of us
33:30 - We out and Ben’s in
Direct download: SFTNW_21.m4a
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 12:16 PM
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Hey Y’all!

Well, it’s been two years, but we finally sat down in front of the mics and got the ball rolling again.  We’re still shaking the rust off, but we’re sure glad to be back.  We’ve got a lot planned over the next few episodes (new segments, old segments coming back and some “sponsors” that we think you’re going to love!), so we hope you’ll stick around for the ride.

No show notes this week, as I’m rushing to put this one up, but here’s the gist:

  1. We’re back

  2. Annie’s growing her hair and eyebrows

  3. We have so much to talk about that the only way to get started is to just get started.

Feel free to email us at jayandannie@gmail.com

See y’all next week!

-Jay and Annie

Direct download: SFTNW_20-1.m4a
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 10:40 AM
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Me and the original cast of Hobo:The Musical
Category: general -- posted at: 4:18 PM
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Sorry for the delay, folks...
 
We had to take care of a few things.  Namely:
 
1) getting new jobs
2) getting engaged
3) moving to a new city
4) getting married
5) getting new jobs
6) finally getting back to this show...
 
Thanks for listening, y'all!  Don't forget to email us at jayandannie@gmail.com...

Check out our new page at www.thenextwhatever.com!!!
Direct download: Episode_19__We_Interrupted_This_Broadcast.m4a
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 3:18 PM
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WooHoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We're back, y'all!

Sorry for the hiatus, but sometimes life gets in the way, you know?

Well, here's a brand spankin' new show for you (if any of you are still there....) including a new segment from The Southern Avenger.  I'm interested to see what y'all think...

Thanks for the emails and comments while we're away - they definitely made us smile and were the kick in the pants we needed to get off our lazy butts and get back into some podcasting fun!

Click on the shiny yellow button below for the show, and check out the show notes below.

It's good to be home.
-Annie and Jay

Show Notes:

:00 The reason why
:21 We’re Voted America’s Best Podcast
1:00 Who we are – for the newbies
1:57 Annie can go the dentist now!
2:23 Topic 1: Atkins DIEt
4:00 Our pee is purple – what color’s yours?
5:25 Annie means “Matt, Jay’s Roommate?
5:45 The Onion Radio News
6:38 Topic 2: Britney Spears needs a publicist (and Jay’s looking for a job)
9:00 Topic 3: Our Awesome Weekend
13:05 Promo: The Sound of Young America podcast
14:00 We see Cowboy Mouth!
16:15 We find a new friend
20:00 This Week in TV will return in July!
21:00 Topic 4: Summer movies, some aren’t
23:35 The Southern Avenger: Yo Quiero Cheesesteak
26:53 Topic 5: Job Updates
29:30 Topic 6: Our Awesome Vacation
31:45 Happy Father’s Day y’all
34:10 Bye y’all/outro
Direct download: sftnw18.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 1:38 PM
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Thanks for listening, y'all!

We really appreciate all of the emails and comments, so keep 'em coming!

Show Notes:
:00  Chewin' the Fat Intro
1:10  Annie's impression of her mom
1:21  Jay's impression of Annie
1:28  Annie is wrong?!?!?!
1:49  Topic 1: Moving
2:59  Annie and the bag of poo
5:24  Topic 2: Movies
7:10  Annie as Akeelah
7:32  Yelling at teens in the theater.  (Man, I'm old)
9:10  That's how weak gazelles get killed
9:22  The Onion Radio News!
10:10  Topic 3: Minneapolis, Milwaukee, and MLS listings
11:50  I didn't want to move then, would you?
12:50  SFTNW 22: Broadcasting from where?
13:00  Annie is a born and bred Southern girl
13:13  Where cold is invented
14:15  Let Annie know to not be afraid
14:20  New tourism angle?
15:20  One of Annie's secret dreams
16:40  We're excitable
17:49  Podcast Promo: The Redboy Podcast featuring Absolute Amy
19:00  Topic 3:  Mucho Dinero (No tenemos)
20:00  We meet a future Sweet Sixteen'er
22:30  Topic 4:  A Magnificent Present!
25:00  Wanna eat BBQ with us?
25:45  Topic 5: This Week in TV
27:48  Topic 6:  The Best. Drink. Ever.
29:18  Jay is full of bubbles
29:50  Wanna send Jay a birthday e-card?
29:55 We have a new address!  jayandannie.com
30:15  Expect big things this year
30:38  This show was hit and miss
30:55  Annie plugs her favorite new movie
31:20  Elton helps us say goodbye ("The Annie Mix")

Direct download: SFTNW17.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 2:15 PM
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:00 Intro to sweet 16
:41  Annie provides all the topics
1:51  Thanks for listening to the shortest show ever - kidding!
2:08  Lost
3:30  Would you date Annie?
4:00  Annie forgets that people can't see us
4:20  Annie and Jay go fishing = catch trees, lose shoes, and cut legs
9:23  Annie tooks and leaved it
9:48  The Onion Radio News
10:35  We eat the Best. Meal. Ever.
13:20  Podcast Pickle promo
13:44  Jay loves him so DVR
16:16  Annie is moving.
16:51  Guys' houses vs. Girls' houses
18:47  Annie invents a grocery aid
21:39  Jay and DVR are running away together
21:54  Promo:  The Zee and Zed Show
23:07  Annie's couch vs. Jay's sack of potatoes
24:33  Suri Cruise exerts her alien powers on my TV
29:00  Good-bye/The Outdoor Type
Direct download: 16_Episode_16__Up_a_Creek_without_a.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 12:27 PM
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Forgive us, Father for we have sinned.  It's been two weeks since our last podcast. 

But here it is in all it's glory.  Click the little icon thingie below to listen to the show!

Show Notes:
:00 Intro
:08  Doing it Our Way!
1:23 Voted America's Best Podcast...By Our Mothers
1:55  Did you wonder if we broke up?
2:33 Diagram of an Annie and Jay fight
3:03 Hobo recieves a "Standing O!"
4:32  Schlitz Malt Liquor - "It busts a cap in all other malt liquors' asses, yo."
5:35 Scenes From the Next Whatever - the Improv Show!
7:09  Annie's parents are coming into town.
7:21 We interrupt this broadcast...with The Onion Radio News!
8:21  Spring has sprung!
9:25  Annie's moment of clarity
10:35 The Tale of Acid Man and Underage Drinking Girl at the Quasi-College Corral
18:35  Annie meets a potential roommate/serial killer
19:37  Podcast Promo: Me and the Bean
21:20 It's Job Interview Season!!!!
22:59  Compare and contrast: Lutheran vs. Catholic services
27:23  This Week in TV - Lost and Grey's Anatomy
29:20  Happy Anniversary, Nate and Di!
29:40  Thanks for the emails and Paypal donations!
30:00  Annie is vindicated
30:40  I hate Wal-mart, but LOVED Super Walk-mart!
31:20  Annie loves lenses!
32:25  Annie gives out my address
33:05  Thanks for listening!
33:20  Toodly-doodily.

Email us at jayandannie@gmail.com or visit us at jayandannie.blogsome.com
Direct download: 15_Episode_15__Fights_Freakouts_an.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 4:30 PM
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botulism anyone?Happy Friday, everybody! Tune in and listen to the latest scoop! Jay's in a musical, Annie has an OCD freakout in a theater, and we rap about botulism...That's right. a rap about botulism. and salmonella. Thanks for the comments and emails! Keep 'em coming! You can also put yourself on our map, take our survey, or donate via PayPal. But don't do all of those things - that'd just be ridiculous. Pick one and run with it...or just tell a friend to tune in! Have a great weekend, y'all. -Jay and Annie Show Notes: :00 Now with 27% more funny! 1:55 Topic 1: Annie's new job 2:34 Theory of Coworkers 3:24 Friday is Jeans Day 5:00 Jay's new annoying catch phrase 5:20 Topic 2: H for Hobo 7:30 Let's go down theatre street! 9:25 Come to the show, so I can eat. 9:42 Annie and I perform 3/29 10:30 Annie lays down the law 11:16 Topic 3: Botulism...from dented cans? 12:19 It's really hard to cut unpitted olives 13:58 Everything in hip-hop is true 14:28 Topic 4: V for Vendetta/Annie's OCD Hell 21:10 Jay fixes the mixes 22:22 Topics 5 & 6: Jay - the Next Top Chef? 24:10 Topic 7: Church?!? 26:13 Jay gets an interview! 27:30 'Bama bound? 28:39 Jay pretends to not like being a drama queen 29:29 The Fighting Gnomes rock! 31:42 Email us! Leave us comments! Send us promos! 32:00 Thanks Nobodies and Zee and Zed show! (And while I forgot to mention them on the show, I also want to send a shout to Me and the Bean! 32:27 Jason gets zinged! 32:35 We get Blunted 35:53 Bonus!
Direct download: 14_Episode_14__H_for_Hobo.mp3
Category: podcasts -- posted at: 2:29 PM
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