WooHoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We're back, y'all!

Sorry for the hiatus, but sometimes life gets in the way, you know?

Well, here's a brand spankin' new show for you (if any of you are still there....) including a new segment from The Southern Avenger.  I'm interested to see what y'all think...

Thanks for the emails and comments while we're away - they definitely made us smile and were the kick in the pants we needed to get off our lazy butts and get back into some podcasting fun!

Click on the shiny yellow button below for the show, and check out the show notes below.

It's good to be home.
-Annie and Jay

Show Notes:

:00 The reason why
:21 We’re Voted America’s Best Podcast
1:00 Who we are – for the newbies
1:57 Annie can go the dentist now!
2:23 Topic 1: Atkins DIEt
4:00 Our pee is purple – what color’s yours?
5:25 Annie means “Matt, Jay’s Roommate�
5:45 The Onion Radio News
6:38 Topic 2: Britney Spears needs a publicist (and Jay’s looking for a job)
9:00 Topic 3: Our Awesome Weekend
13:05 Promo: The Sound of Young America podcast
14:00 We see Cowboy Mouth!
16:15 We find a new friend
20:00 This Week in TV will return in July!
21:00 Topic 4: Summer movies, some aren’t
23:35 The Southern Avenger: Yo Quiero Cheesesteak
26:53 Topic 5: Job Updates
29:30 Topic 6: Our Awesome Vacation
31:45 Happy Father’s Day y’all
34:10 Bye y’all/outro

Thanks for listening, y'all!

We really appreciate all of the emails and comments, so keep 'em coming!

Show Notes:
:00  Chewin' the Fat Intro
1:10  Annie's impression of her mom
1:21  Jay's impression of Annie
1:28  Annie is wrong?!?!?!
1:49  Topic 1: Moving
2:59  Annie and the bag of poo
5:24  Topic 2: Movies
7:10  Annie as Akeelah
7:32  Yelling at teens in the theater.  (Man, I'm old)
9:10  That's how weak gazelles get killed
9:22  The Onion Radio News!
10:10  Topic 3: Minneapolis, Milwaukee, and MLS listings
11:50  I didn't want to move then, would you?
12:50  SFTNW 22: Broadcasting from where?
13:00  Annie is a born and bred Southern girl
13:13  Where cold is invented
14:15  Let Annie know to not be afraid
14:20  New tourism angle?
15:20  One of Annie's secret dreams
16:40  We're excitable
17:49  Podcast Promo: The Redboy Podcast featuring Absolute Amy
19:00  Topic 3:  Mucho Dinero (No tenemos)
20:00  We meet a future Sweet Sixteen'er
22:30  Topic 4:  A Magnificent Present!
25:00  Wanna eat BBQ with us?
25:45  Topic 5: This Week in TV
27:48  Topic 6:  The Best. Drink. Ever.
29:18  Jay is full of bubbles
29:50  Wanna send Jay a birthday e-card?
29:55 We have a new address!  jayandannie.com
30:15  Expect big things this year
30:38  This show was hit and miss
30:55  Annie plugs her favorite new movie
31:20  Elton helps us say goodbye ("The Annie Mix")

:00 Intro to sweet 16
:41  Annie provides all the topics
1:51  Thanks for listening to the shortest show ever - kidding!
2:08  Lost
3:30  Would you date Annie?
4:00  Annie forgets that people can't see us
4:20  Annie and Jay go fishing = catch trees, lose shoes, and cut legs
9:23  Annie tooks and leaved it
9:48  The Onion Radio News
10:35  We eat the Best. Meal. Ever.
13:20  Podcast Pickle promo
13:44  Jay loves him so DVR
16:16  Annie is moving.
16:51  Guys' houses vs. Girls' houses
18:47  Annie invents a grocery aid
21:39  Jay and DVR are running away together
21:54  Promo:  The Zee and Zed Show
23:07  Annie's couch vs. Jay's sack of potatoes
24:33  Suri Cruise exerts her alien powers on my TV
29:00  Good-bye/The Outdoor Type

Forgive us, Father for we have sinned.  It's been two weeks since our last podcast. 

But here it is in all it's glory.  Click the little icon thingie below to listen to the show!

Show Notes:
:00 Intro
:08  Doing it Our Way!
1:23 Voted America's Best Podcast...By Our Mothers
1:55  Did you wonder if we broke up?
2:33 Diagram of an Annie and Jay fight
3:03 Hobo recieves a "Standing O!"
4:32  Schlitz Malt Liquor - "It busts a cap in all other malt liquors' asses, yo."
5:35 Scenes From the Next Whatever - the Improv Show!
7:09  Annie's parents are coming into town.
7:21 We interrupt this broadcast...with The Onion Radio News!
8:21  Spring has sprung!
9:25  Annie's moment of clarity
10:35 The Tale of Acid Man and Underage Drinking Girl at the Quasi-College Corral
18:35  Annie meets a potential roommate/serial killer
19:37  Podcast Promo: Me and the Bean
21:20 It's Job Interview Season!!!!
22:59  Compare and contrast: Lutheran vs. Catholic services
27:23  This Week in TV - Lost and Grey's Anatomy
29:20  Happy Anniversary, Nate and Di!
29:40  Thanks for the emails and Paypal donations!
30:00  Annie is vindicated
30:40  I hate Wal-mart, but LOVED Super Walk-mart!
31:20  Annie loves lenses!
32:25  Annie gives out my address
33:05  Thanks for listening!
33:20  Toodly-doodily.

Email us at jayandannie@gmail.com or visit us at jayandannie.blogsome.com

Happy Friday, everybody! Tune in and listen to the latest scoop! Jay's in a musical, Annie has an OCD freakout in a theater, and we rap about botulism...That's right. a rap about botulism. and salmonella. Thanks for the comments and emails! Keep 'em coming! You can also put yourself on our map, take our survey, or donate via PayPal. But don't do all of those things - that'd just be ridiculous. Pick one and run with it...or just tell a friend to tune in! Have a great weekend, y'all. -Jay and Annie Show Notes: :00 Now with 27% more funny! 1:55 Topic 1: Annie's new job 2:34 Theory of Coworkers 3:24 Friday is Jeans Day 5:00 Jay's new annoying catch phrase 5:20 Topic 2: H for Hobo 7:30 Let's go down theatre street! 9:25 Come to the show, so I can eat. 9:42 Annie and I perform 3/29 10:30 Annie lays down the law 11:16 Topic 3: Botulism...from dented cans? 12:19 It's really hard to cut unpitted olives 13:58 Everything in hip-hop is true 14:28 Topic 4: V for Vendetta/Annie's OCD Hell 21:10 Jay fixes the mixes 22:22 Topics 5 & 6: Jay - the Next Top Chef? 24:10 Topic 7: Church?!? 26:13 Jay gets an interview! 27:30 'Bama bound? 28:39 Jay pretends to not like being a drama queen 29:29 The Fighting Gnomes rock! 31:42 Email us! Leave us comments! Send us promos! 32:00 Thanks Nobodies and Zee and Zed show! (And while I forgot to mention them on the show, I also want to send a shout to Me and the Bean! 32:27 Jason gets zinged! 32:35 We get Blunted 35:53 Bonus!

Welcome back, everybody! Lots of info in this jam-packed show, so let's get right to it, shall we? :00 Chewin' the fat :41 Annie got a job! 1:56 One down, one to go 3:00 We love Hoops and Yoyo (wanna sponsor us, guys?) 3:28 Send Annie's mom a b-day e-card! 3:55 Nine topics in no particular order 4:14 The cats are doing it 6:12 We confront the cats 6:37 Jay lives on meat and cheese 9:00 Annie's one-year anniversary with her other boyfriend 9:25 This Week In TV 11:24 Annie's attempt at a British accent 12:27 Jay makes stupid-but funny-jokes 17:15 Annie's improv show 19:19 The Sofa Kings - the "next big thing?" 20:24 MySpace might have Jumped the Shark 20:41 Annie remembers her 21st birthday at City Bar 21:10 Jay's driving v. walking hypothesis 22:52 Zap! Who Will Your 10 Be? 24:00 We may be rich by the time you read this 24:50 House Party USA 27:30 Thanks everyone, and thanks Pickle People! 28:00 Email us or leave us a comment 28:15 Paypal, Frappr, and Surveys 28:30 Just Choose One! 29:21 Kick Butt=Get Buck, Annie. 33:01 Bonus Feature!!!! Roommate Matt Speaks!!!!

Hey everybody! We're back and (hopefully) sounding better than ever! Click here for Episode 12: Annie and Jay v2.0 Please fill out our listener survey, send us an email to jayandannie@gmail.com or leave us a comment at http://jayandannie.blogsome.com! Thanks so much for listening!!! -Jay Show notes below: :00 Death by podcast :10 America's Best Podcast :57 Do you know what I mean? 1:41 Annie and Jay v2.0 2:10 Black socks and coffee mugs 2:43 This Week in TV 3:15 Too much Botox 4:09 We got flava 5:09 I love it when we're cruisin' together 5:40 We're a package deal 7:00 I'm Sofa King funny 9:05 www.myspace.com/thesofakings99/ 9:42 Wanna see Annie and I do improv? 10:11 We like Grey's Anatomy 10:28 We LOVE the public library 12:28 CSI, SUV, or SVU...whatever 13:48 The Sexpot and the Teacher 15:45 We like Kelly Clarkson, Joe! 17:27 Does anyone else like Project Runway? 20:19 Thanks, Podcast Pickle forums! 20:33 Shout out to Rick! 21:13 Thanks Angel! 22:14 We stress out about our job situation 23:24 Annie gets an email 24:00 We have a minor freak out about our job situation 25:38 Please fill out our audience survey! 26:58 We compose ourselves 28:29 Everything is fine 28:47 Email us or leave us a comment at jayandannie@gmail.com or http://jayandannie.blogsome.com 29:29 All is not lost

Hey Folks! Please fill out our audience survey - at jayandannie.blogsome.com! Thanks! Just click on the link above and answer a VERY BRIEF survey (It should only take about 15 seconds. Tops. Not like the $100 survey that ACW sabotaged - which I love, by the way…) for us. We're back again and another year older and together. Took a little vacation, and spent some time with my fam before coming back here to put together a quick little show for you. The show notes are below, so enjoy! And don't forget to email us and/or put yourself on our map! Thanks! -Jay and Annie Show Notes: :00 Cookie Crisp and Henieken...mmm... :22 New Intro! :47 Props to Angel 1:01 Props to our listeners 1:39 Duck Duck Goose 2:08 Annie Gets a Root Canal 3:00 Annie Gets Screamed At 4:12 Jay Gets Another Quasi-Job 5:19 The Heat Is On 6:09 Annie and Jay Go To The Movies 9:09 Annie and Jay Go Old School 10:25 All the Way to San Jose 11:28 Rachel Ray Helps Out 12:26 The Batter Shakin' Boogie 13:08 Our Annie-versary 15:31 We Out...sorta 16:27 Spread the Word 16:33 Do You Remember? 19:50 Bonus Material!

Wow. Double digits! Thanks soooo much for listening y'all. Show Notes below. :00 The Big 10 :08 Come and relax now :53 Themed episode 1:45 Who the heck are you people? 2:15 Leave us a comment at http://jayandannie.blogsome.com or email jayandannie@gmail.com 3:00 Mary from wherever writes... 3:51 Add yourself to the Frappr Map 5:06 Annie and I have an improv performance tonight 5:45 Communism works...in theory 6:00 Improv 101 6:46 Whatevs 8:35 Our Super Sunday 9:50 Memoirs reviewed 10:20 A podcasting injury 12:20 Annie wins at HORSE 12:52 Weekdays vs. Weekends...what's the difference? 13:40 Help us figure out our lives 14:05 Help us help you 15:45 Jay writes and Annie consults 17:55 Bringin' it back 18:05 Wanna meet us? Feb 21 at The Map Room 19:30 Five weeks smoke free 20:10 We visit family 20:50 This pizza will change your life 22:00 Thanks! 22:20 Annie rips on my haircut 22:35 Jay burps in retaliation 23:40 Record a voice message and email it to us 25:00 Don't forget to email us and/or leave us a comment 25:15 Jay wins a prize from the 4th Time Around show! 25:55 We out! 26:18 If only...

Happy Friday, y'all! Here's the latest episode of Scenes From the Next Whatever. Lots of new stuff going on, so we hope you enjoy catching up with us! Have a great weekend, everybody. -Jay Show Notes :00 Feelin'Fine :07 I wanna be a... 1:07 It feels like forever 1:12 Update 1:52 Deep-clean your life 3:15 Losing the Battle of the Bands 3:58 Conspiracy theory 4:20 Annie's birthday eve...and an anniversary 6:00 Beware the Friend Zone 7:12 Holding court 8:40 Guardian Angel 11:53 Jay and Kevork 13:24 Annie's nannie-er...I mean, nano. 15:12 3.5 minutes of inspiration 16:45 Wanna go night hiking with us? 17:31 A very specific phobia 18:58 Me write good 20:00 Chris Rose is funny 20:35 Jay's phobia 21:20 Lana is good 22:15 Virginia is deep 25:10 Thanks for listening - send us an email! 26:27 3.5 minutes of inspiration

:00 We carry bass :13 Ray knows what's up :37 Welcome back! 1:16 A really bad idea of mine 2:00 Break out your black arm bands 3:02 Updates 3:45 Not smoking sucks (part I) 5:42 Run your mouth...ful of lies 6:43 Jay's rock and roll fantasy 7:55 Jay's "no job freakout" 9:39 Annie makes an astute observation 10:15 Not smoking sucks (part II) 10:43 We see Aziz Ansari 10:58 Annie butchers Rolling Stone Magazine's name 11:17 Jay butchers Rob Huebel's name 13:00 It's not an episode without talking about Jason Mraz 14:00 Annie interviews Jason Mraz 15:40 Thanks everyone! Leave us a comment or email! 16:40 Who wouldn't want to be us?

:00 Intro :07 Dolly knows what's up 1:03 Bomb 1 - Lenny and Steve join the family 1:23 The cat talk begins 2:33 Why Annie's Annie 3:26 Bomb 2 Jay's jobless 5:04 Annie's philosophy on job searching 6:35 Someone should invent a breakfast burrito machine 8:51 Annie wants to be a checkout girl 9:07 Roommate Matt's marimba playing provides background music pleasure 10:13 What Jay wanted to be when he grew up 10:28 Annie's 2 year old boyfriend 10:55 9 Days smoke-free 11:10 Annie's aside to the audience 12:20 Annie's revelation 13:41 Smoking and puking 14:00 Wanna hear another disgusting story? 15:29 The looks of horror in the hall 17:32 Bigger picture 18:00 Filthy rich vs. just filthy 18:40 Will wager for food 19:22 Adopt-a-podcaster 21:30 Knit it on a pillow 22:18 The latest on Annie's E-bay/Paypal saga 22:47 Lenny makes an appearance on the show 23:23 We try to go weekly 24:19 Email us! 24:29 Annie makes a really good point. Dammit. 26:23 We avoid becoming weird cat podcast show 26:43 Goodnight everybody 27:03 Jet takes us out

:00 Your Pal, Auld Lang Syne :29 Jack counts off the episode number :59 Sorry folks...that won't happen again 1:35 Time to take down your Christmas vacations. I mean, decorations 2:01 Annie quits her job! 3:05 Be happy you have garbage pickup! 3:49 Bleeping out secret identities! 5:00 Your jerky teenage years 5:45 Our visit to New Orleans 9:25 We pimp it MTV Cribs style in Gulf Shores 11:15 Roadtrips with no fights equals true love 11:54 Annie rests her eyes 12:21 Annie's hypnosis story 13:35 Always opt for the blanket 14:35 You say tomato, I say capillary 15:46 Annie connects to the Matrix 17:00 Annie becomes a Scientologist 18:05 Annie becomes the interior decorator of her mind 20:40 Touch your hand to soothe your foot 21:31 We love us some Walnettos 22:06 Us Talk Pretty One Day 24:49 Tell Annie what you think she should do for her next job 25:14 A new tradition is born 26:39 We close because of Annie's nose 27:05 The Annie Unemployment Charity Fund? 27:42 Goodnight everybody.

:00 Dave helps out with the intro :28 A story about Karma 2:45 Yet another holiday party 3:20 The Pootie Tootie streak continues 6:19 What's the problem-a ducci? 6:48 Nate and Di and the Podcast Pickle hook us up! 7:07 No more unauthorized pictures 7:39 A dichotomy of styles 8:05 The holiday pre-party 9:35 Parties and the Po-Po 11:41 A mother dashes the dreams of children 11:59 Mrs. Claus has no comment 13:19 LYCWTSYF? 14:00 a 60 second crappy story by Jay 15:00 Katie-O gets shouted out 16:21 The first taste is free 17:05 Essential tars and nicotines 17:52 Annie bargains with Maggie 18:00 The Would You Rather? questions begin 19:00 Thanks, er, wait, we're not done 20:24 I choose to wear a retainer and go to Vegas 21:25 Shout out to Jay's dad 21:35 Jay tries to clean up and answer for our moms 22:15 Thanks, er, wait, we're not done 23:18 We're done

Intro: Shout out to PJ :20 Annie and I are now in a fight 1:10 This may be the last episode you'll ever hear from us 1:24 The Gospel Choir - revisited 2:24 Annie joins the choir - accidentally 2:50 Walk the Line may inspire dye jobs 4:49 Annie gets the Pretty Woman treatment at a clothing store 5:31 We make up. For a second. 6:03 Scenes From the Next Whatever Meets Nate and Di! 6:35 A Full House flashback 7:30 Enjoy a cocktail before your gay office party 8:20 Verbal documentation of Jay's good deeds 8:50 The make up is over. 9:04 Round 2. 9:08 All you need is patience. Thanks Axl.

Intro :03 Otis counts off our episode number... :20 Happy Belated Thanksgiving... 1:12 We love each other...or something... 1:30 Cracker Barrel Blowout... 3:50 Our Town - Supersized... 6:03 Annie despises my neighbors llamas... 7:06 This episode brought to you by Tyson Chicken... 7:40 Attack of the Inebriated Nephew... 10:25 This episode brought to you by Auto Zone... 11:00 The verdict is in - and it's not good... 13:30 We're all college-educated upper middle class white women... 14:04 This episode brought to you by Pocono Mountains resorts... 15:50 I'm not pootin' or tootin'... 17:05 Annie loves Jason Mraz... 18:45 Oh, that is cool...when you are 14... 19:29 This episode brought to you by Kodak... 20:30 Truth in Advertising... 21:35 Everything is better in IMAX... 23:15 Thanks for listening...seriously...thanks... 23:59 This episode brought to you by slipandslide.blogsome.com... 24:28 Annie has an Ebay issue... 25:58 This episode brought to you by the City of Great Neck, New York... 27:14 Outro by Jason...